Of course, the New York Jets are projected to be a dumpster fire again. Bookmakers, in their infinite wisdom, have slapped a big, beautiful 6.5 win total on them for the 2025 season. To put that into perspective, their odds to win the Super Bowl are a hilarious +25000, which is just bookie-speak for “not a snowball’s chance in hell.” But let’s be real, are we surprised? This is the Jets we’re talking about, the team that defines “Same Old Jets” so perfectly it should be stitched on their jerseys.
The Agony of Being a Jets Fan
Last season was a masterclass in disappointment. They finished 5-12, didn’t sniff the playoffs, and were a pathetic 2-7 on the road. At home? A slightly less pathetic 3-5. They were the NFL’s charity case, going 0-6 as underdogs. They were also winless in games decided by a field goal or less (0-4), because of course they were. Clutch is a four-letter word in the Jets’ locker room. Robert Saleh is out, and Aaron Glenn is in. Good luck, Aaron. You’re going to need it dealing with the worst owner of the NFL by a country mile.
A Glimmer of Hope? Don’t Hold Your Breath
Now, for the part where I’m supposed to offer some semblance of hope. The Jets were historically unlucky last year. Their expected win-loss record was a more respectable 7-10. Losing all four of your nail-biters is less about skill and more about some sort of cruel cosmic joke. Teams that get that unlucky usually bounce back. The data shows an average improvement of about four wins in the following season.
The defense, which was a top-tier unit in 2022 and 2023, fell off a cliff last year, finishing 20th in defensive DVOA. Injuries played a huge part, as only five teams lost more players on the defensive side of the ball. If Glenn can keep the defense healthy and performing at a high level, maybe they can drag this offense kicking and screaming to a few extra wins.
Offseason Moves: Shuffling Deck Chairs on the Titanic
Let’s talk about the offseason. The Jets lost Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers, which is either a blessing or a curse depending on how you feel about aging quarterbacks with Achilles tendons made of glass. They also said goodbye to Davante Adams, Tyler Conklin, and Haason Reddick. Ouch.
Who did they bring in? Justin Fields, a quarterback with all the athletic talent in the world but the decision-making skills of a squirrel in traffic. They also picked up a handful of receivers like Josh Reynolds and Tyler Johnson, and a bunch of defensive players who are… well, they’re bodies. At least Garrett Wilson is still here on a long-term deal. The draft was… a draft. They took an offensive lineman, Armand Membou, in the first round, because protecting whichever quarterback they trot out there is a good idea.
Final Thoughts – This Jets Team Sucks, Take The Under
So, will the Jets exceed their 6.5 win total? Absolutely not, and this team finds new and creative ways to fail, says no. They’ll probably win exactly six games, just to spite everyone. Because that’s what the Jets do. They give you just enough hope to keep you coming back, only to crush your soul in the most predictable way possible. Good luck, Jets fans. You’re gonna need it, sell the team, Woody.
